Twat Kwan Do 

When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.

Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"

Twat Kwan Do by datwatter December 31, 2014

mrs. kwan

the babysitter from cat in the hat but more importantly god itself she may be asleep but she could kill you in one snap of a finger

friend:who could beat goku in a fight?
me: mrs. kwan obviously

mrs. kwan by mrskwanlover341 February 23, 2022

wai kwan 

the only person you need to simp for. if u don't simp for wai kwan ur crazy

wai kwan is my name and i was talking with friends about names in urban dictionary so i made one for my name. this definition doesn't come from me bc i am not conceited (tho i am a swag person) mr urban dictionary plez don't reject this.

wai kwan by wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk June 17, 2021

Mrs Kwan 

The most sexy badass woman you'll ever meet. She may be asleep but she can kill you within a blink of an eye. She's the most sexy beast around. She's the baby sitter from the 2003 movie cat in the hat.

"Mrs Kwan is the most sexy being around"

Mrs Kwan by Imakeslaydefinishions November 3, 2022

Bruce-Kwan-Do 

deadly martial art using graphing and trigonometry to render opponents disabled. User must acquire a full beard, mustache and pony tail combo.

Ummmmmmm....do not embarace me in my Bruce-Kwan-Do Dojo.

Bruce-Kwan-Do by morgan hariett taubman freeman June 9, 2010

Michelle Kwan 

Michelle Kwan was a famous figure skater and was a world champion. She was known for an amazing Spirl. She is now retired.

Person: Who is that?

Skater: That's Michelle Kwan! Duh! Look at her Spiral!

Michelle Kwan by Lifeonice January 4, 2015

joshua kwan 

Literally the best guy any girl could ever have. His looks are out of this world( most fine guy every). Joshua Kwan has the best personality and is super caring. He will always treat u right.

omg! girlies did u see joshua kwan. I think im in love<3

joshua kwan by anonymous February 27, 2023