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klein asshole 

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.
Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.
klein asshole by bdrcm July 26, 2006

Klein Cain 

A Highschool with lots of hoes, potheads, wannabe bad bitches, and thots. Fake kids, ratchet students, ect.
Klein Cain by Stupidhoe2 February 21, 2019

Klein High School 

High School Located in Spring, Texas, with a pretty bad drug problem. You cannot go down a hall without hearing the words Pot, Vyvance, Adderol, Tabs, Bars etc. Filled impressionable youths, scene kids, anime freaks, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense. In their spare time, the kids party, because there is literally nothing else to do. In the parking lot you will find an array of cars, from the most recent model of any awesome car to shitty '93 somethings to amazing refurbished old cars. The school has currently 6 different buildings along with plenty of temporary buildings. The school is so old that soon it will be torn down, while still in session, and everyone will have to go to classes in 100 different t-buildings in the student and teacher parking lot, preventing anyone from having the luxury of driving to school.
"Klein High School seriously has a drug problem. What's sad is that no one has even caught on yet."

"That kid is so messed up on drugs, he looks like he's from Klein High"

Guy 1: Why is that kid doing the Jerk across the street?
Guy 2: Dunno, I bet he's from Klein High.
Klein High School by wadafuq July 26, 2010

Klein Oak High School 

Populated like hongkong wit a bunch of weird smelly ass kids and people who wear their pants around their knees, avoid bathrooms if you have asthma cause the axe and vape can and will kill you PS:(dick cheney made money off the iraq war)
Klein Oak High School blows total ass

Klein Oak High School 

Klein Oak High School is one of the schools in kisd (Klein Independent School District) with ratchet-ass thots and white monkeys. All the teachers and staff let go a long time ago and don’t give a damn about the students. Everyone is fake except for the sped kids which are actually dope.
I went to Klein Oak High School and got butt raped by the white monkeys.

Klein Moretti 

protagonist of the webnovel, Lord of the Mysteries, and best boy.

*should treat Arrodes better tho
I am spreading the faith of Klein Moretti, and the religion of The Fool.