De Jonged 

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.

That Guy just got De Jonged!

De Jonged by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010

joined at the hip 

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

joined at the hip by RadioRay September 24, 2005

jonnecia 

Jonnecia is very smart and talented she gets wet as a river not a messy girl but please don’t tempt her.

Oh look at that jonnecia

jonnecia by Carlous October 7, 2018

Jonne 

Usually a 9-15 year old elementary or upper school boy. Jonne is recognized by e.g. idiotic behavior, abundant gaming and drinking energy drinks. In addition, some people go to the internet and they play games often they freak out. The Jonne step in life usually ends in time. There are many types of Jonne and there is no specific definition. Jonne is widely used as a bullying word.

Once again, the freaking Jonne was in our parking lot.
Again the Jonne came to flex when i was playing video games.

Jonne by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

jonnydee 

Is a semi-well known member to online guitar communities. Instead of anal sex, he prefers to shit in a pickle jar and duck tapes a bagel to the top part where the lid is supposed to go. Jacking off with sandwich condiments is his favorite past time.

Jonnydee, leave the pickles in the pickle jar!!!

Leave my mustard alone jonnydee.

All your base are not belong to jonnydee.

chrismalais pwns jonnydee.

jonnydee by Chris Malais February 12, 2009

jonnel 

An asian who is very proud of himself. Hes nice, steels things from others(pens&pencils), can't keep a secret and thinks he's yellow. Jonnel is a great friend to have! Jonnel is a one of a kind. He can cheer you up at times and always thinks postive. Jonnel might put you down at times but thats just him being Jonnel!

girl-"I wanna hang out with jonnel"

jonnel by lemonsrsour May 18, 2011

Jowned 

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

Jowned by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005