Johnditis 

The act of being bitten by John C. Flansburgh or John L. Linnell. It takes about three to ten minutes to turn into one of them.

Zoe: what a nice day.

Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?

Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!

Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.

John: *growling and feral sounds*

Zoe: Shit! He bit me!

Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!

Johnditis by TheLump2022 April 1, 2022

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.

Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009