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Circle-Jerking 

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
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Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).
I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!
Thomas Jenkins by jendigedig July 26, 2016
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Leeroy Jenkins 

Leeroy Jenkins- Doing it Leeroy Jenkins Style. Meaning to do something so bloody wild that youll be talked about for months because it was bloody insane.
Running into a Boss in a dungeon in World of Warcraft Solo Taking on mobs of up to 100 all level 55 screaming "LEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJENNNKKINNSSSS!!!"

The above is a classic example of "Doin it Leeroy Jenkins Style"
Leeroy Jenkins by Bazwalt July 23, 2005

the pluto jenkins 

the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.
homie 1: "dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins"
homie 2: "dude, no way"
homie 1: "yeah dude, i think i can fly now."
homie 2: "yeah you should try"
the pluto jenkins by dolla10gs2 November 22, 2007

Greg Jennings

one of the hardest niggas in madden, and hes got the team on his back
Lets go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings
Greg Jennings by darren shoppa November 21, 2010

Evan Jennings 

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!
oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!
Evan Jennings by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

Jerking off with both hands 

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.