Kai Jansen
Kai Jansen by Basti Alviz February 17, 2020
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Austin Jansen
“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Austin Jansen by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
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*During sex scene in the show*
Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.
Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*
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Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.
Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*
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