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Jacob Saggytits 

1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.

2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.
1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.

2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.
Jacob Saggytits by sammyel December 3, 2020
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Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.
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karl Jacobs 

POG streamer, the most Wholesome man on the planet :) Also known for appearing on the MrBeast and MrBeastGaming channel !! Has a Habit of saying," What the honk?".
guy 1: Hey do you know Karl Jacobs?
guy 2: The one who's married to sapnap? He's POG
karl Jacobs by bigjuicysimp September 30, 2020
A bad ass nigga that dont give a fuck about no one or anything he's nice and shit but he'll fuck you up if you try him he can be peacefull and shit but don't get it twisted he'll fuck you up and he has a big dick plus he's a pot head
Yo ill jacobey yo ass
Jacobey by The pot head 101 August 21, 2019

jacob williams

the realest nigga alive he fucks bad bitches and gets more stacks than u.
hey jacob williams can i come over
~naw im busy fuckin bad bitches

Jacob Mann 

When someone does the splits in a funny manner. Named after the legendary Wipeout contestant, Jacob Mann, who did the splits on the big balls.
Dude, I don't know what happened. I was just running and pulled a Jacob Mann.
Jacob Mann by Sticks a poppin January 13, 2009

Jacob Blake 

A rapist who was attempting to reach for his knife when a police officer shot him 4 times paralyzing him.
"You heard about Jacob Blake"
"Yeah it's caused more riots around the US"
Jacob Blake by Eugene_the_libarian September 11, 2020