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to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way
Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.
Jooed by harrium and plester March 12, 2005
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joofed out 

a term or phrase that relates to someone being very high, very very high.
Dude I went to see Avatar 3D, only I didn't need 3D glasses because I was so joofed out.

Dragon Joose 

1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).

According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.

On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.

2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.

3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.
Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.

jooked up 

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.
"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"
When a character or his/her close relation is unnecessarily maimed or killed. This includes, but is not limited to the stylings of Joss Whedon (see Fred Weasley).
Person 1: Dude, On a scale of Spike to Tara, how bad was Wesley jossed?
Person 2: More than Coulson, less than Connor.
Jossed by mael March 30, 2013
crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!
when these girls drink joose they think they can fly
joose by blondebitch12586 June 19, 2010