tactical insertion 

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

tactical insertion by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

florida sloth insertion 

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

florida sloth insertion by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

faptical insertion 

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate

(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier

faptical insertion by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016

testicular insertion 

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways

My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion

testicular insertion by Adroc57 October 6, 2017

Deep insertion

Porn term. Inserting huge objects in either the vagina or anus.
You'll be surprised if how much can fit into either one of them

"I'll put my fist up your arse if you don't shut up"
"Why not both?"
"I'm just going to ignore that deep insertion reference for the sake of my fragile brain, good bye"

Deep insertion by UrbanOutfisters December 28, 2019

cranial-anal insertion

having your head up your ass

What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?

cranial-anal insertion by ybnormal June 12, 2009

scat insertion 

Taking your own feces and inserting it into a womans twat or any available orifice.

anyone up for some scat insertions?

scat insertion by ToAd February 25, 2004