Infantry 

The backbone of any fighting force.

Infantryman is a title that is earnt, not given.

Traditionally, infantry usually comprised of large amounts of untrained slave soldiers, but with the end of WW2 the infantry became the cutting edge of armies around the world, becoming useful at counter insurgency, low intensity operations that armour is too cumbersome for.

Steve joined the Parachute Regiment because he wanted to be the elite of the infantry.

Infantry by Crow Number Eleven December 25, 2007

infintesticle 

A statistical probability percieved to be large at birth which shrinks over time.

The chance of becoming (Idol Contestant) Adam Lambert's girlfriend is infintesticle.

infintesticle by mc7e June 10, 2009

infantocracy

A system of government whereby the people are ruled by infants.

It's like taking candy from a system of government that is a functioning infantocracy.

infantocracy by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Infant 

A little baby; A child in the first period of human life.

The product of a pregnancy after giving birth.

Random stranger: "What a precious infant; How old?"
Infant's Mother: "Thank you; She is 5 months."

Infant by blueraejay October 2, 2011

Chinese Infantry Dump 

Taking a shit which consists of multiple waves.

I was late for class because of that Chinese Infantry Dump.

Chinese Infantry Dump by NotoriousJJM April 2, 2010

infant uppercut 

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.

Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!

infant uppercut by Wreckabot September 27, 2018

Fecal infant 

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

Fecal infant by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005