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Hobbling Whore 

Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
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Hobbitting 

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.
Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee
Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue
hobbling pirate by Swaggett November 7, 2013
Jared was hobbing when he said he was gonna tell on me
hobbing by HobKiller July 8, 2019

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

Hobbing The Chow 

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.
This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?
(noun) 1. hobbit that has hobbies
The short little man had hobbities!!
hobbities by Crazy Statii September 20, 2010