Heaven's Gate Cult 

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.

Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!

Heaven's Gate Cult by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005

Highway to Heaven 

NCT127's song, absolute bop, tOtaLlY nOT AT alL DirTY(track)

We'll take the Highway to Heaven~

Highway to Heaven by W̵̨̙͚͎͚̯̮̖͍̚h̷̡̩͍̩̙̫̤̯̿̅̀͝͠â̷ February 12, 2021

cry heave 

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.

Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!

cry heave by flacker May 22, 2006

Heavens to Grundo 

An expression of shock, or disbelief.
Like Heavens to Betsy! or Oh My God! but mainly said by Newton Gimmick on Teddy Ruxpin.

Heavens to Grundo! Are you all right Teddy?

Heavens to Grundo by qcrossley October 22, 2008

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

stairway to heaven 

the song i turn to when im sad or feel like listen to Zeppelin

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.

stairway to heaven by meredith <X3 April 22, 2005

Stairway To Heaven 

A unit of time that is equivalent to 8 minutes.

Father: What took so long? I'm starving
Son: Sorry, we were stuck at the McDonalds drive-thru for a full Stairway To Heaven.

Stairway To Heaven by cfh10 December 31, 2012