Hazard County

Knickname for Howard County, Maryland, the third richest county in America in suburban Baltimore where there is a vast army of police dedicated to busting average citizens for smoking small amounts of weed and other such petty charges. Driving through Howard County, you guaranteed to see 5-10 cop cars and have one in your rearview mirror within the driving time of ten minutes on any given day. This is because Howard County is very safe yet scared shitless mostly wealthy White suburbanites overfund the police force. Driving while not an old man/woman over 40 is a guarantee you will be pulled over. Boys from Baltimore City and PG County know not to come out to Hazard County because they will be locked up and punished to the maximum extent of the law if they so much as wipe their asses wrong. K-9's and armed officers are deployed for as much as a noise disturbance in Hazard County.

Person 1: "Yo meet me up at Columbia Mall."

Person 2:: "Hell no, I'm not going to Hazard County. You know I stay with an eighth of loud and I'm on probation. I'ma stay in the city."

Hazard County by Gotstafeelme July 12, 2012

hazard assembly 

A group of usually anything-goes dirtbag adverturers. Money is usually only a priority to only get somewhere or do something, otherwise, it's the trip that matters. Because they're usually young and dumb, they usually do pretty hazardous activities for fun like skiing or rock climbing or mountain biking, etc. A hazard assembly is a group of them.

A hazard assembly formed of about a dozen mountain bikers in the middle of fucking nowhere. I had no idea where they were actually going...

hazard assembly by Hundalair March 13, 2009

Hazard night 

A 3 way

Kayla had gotten with all the boys in the room so AJ screamed "hazard night" !

Hazard night by Johnsjsjnssn November 5, 2015

Hazard to the galaxy 

A hazard to the galaxy is someone who upgrades from school threat, to menace to society, to danger to the nations, and is too much to handle making him a hazard to the galaxy.

Bob fox just threw the chair at the teacher for the 5th time? That’s it, he’s earned himself a bronze hazard to the galaxy badge.

Hazard to the galaxy by Youngboyisbettersadly September 13, 2021

hazard gaming

femboy pvp gmod server

Male07:you ever been on hazard gaming?
Male05:yeah, I like killing gays

hazard gaming by anonymous December 8, 2021

Hazard Factory 

The worst animated YouTube series ever seen! Worse than Calico Boy.

“Have you watched the new Hazard Factory episode?” “no the creator is a tool.” “I know.”

Hazard Factory by Fabinutop… August 5, 2023

Rabbit Hazard 

The fecal matter released from the rectum of a dog, coyote, or virtually any four-legged creature and left on the ground for rabbits to step in (noun)

"Watch out, kids! There are rabbit hazards everywhere!"

Rabbit Hazard by Reefer_420_Madness October 26, 2011