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Hanging BJ 

holding on to handlebars above your head (preferably hanging up high enough where the girl can stand up) while receiving felatio. It is best to have the handlebars at a height where she is EITHER standing or kneeling. If the height is wrong then the girl will have to uncomfortably crouch and in turn depreciate the value and time of the said "Head".
I reluctantly received a Hanging BJ after a long day of tennis.
Hanging BJ by Bill Lawsonn August 7, 2010
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Hanging up the towel rack 

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.
Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

hanging a bush poo 

“Tony! We’re are ya mate?!”
“I’m over here hanging a bush poo”

Hanging Wedgie 

When someone is hanged from their underwear.

I am a girl and was a huge victim to wedgies.

And this is a true story.

I was in school one day wearing My Little Pony panties. And someone saw my panties sticking out from my shorts. Her and her friend stripped me while one covered my mouth with tape. They tied up my hands and then they hooked my panties onto the flagpole. Everyone was laughing and taking pictures of me in my bra and panties. I was embarrassed and then I ended up peeing myself. At the end of the day I thought they would let me down but they left me in my hanging wedgie and my panties were stretched and soaked. I stayed up there for an entire day until my parents found me.
Hanging Wedgie by WedgiedGirl November 6, 2018

Hanging Grapes 

Another way of saying you're suffering from hemorrhoids.
I'm hanging grapes over here.

hanging out my shingle 

When a professional (especially a lawyer), rather than looking for a job, just goes and finds clients. This takes guts and a willingness to work constantly for precious little money in exchange for autonomy.
Law student 1: Hey, you made top 10%. I bet you could get that $160,000 opening at Rob, Ewe, and Howe!

Law student 2: Fuck those guys. I don't want to kiss ass for the next 20 years. I'm hanging out my shingle.

hanging lights 

around Christmas (or any time for that matter), when you use this as an excuse/another name for sex or anything of that sort.
"Dude, that girl's so hot, I'd like to hang her lights."
"So I went to this party and walked in on this guy and girl. She was all up on him, hanging his lights."
"Hey honey, wanna hang lights?"
"My girlfriend has the best lights...I hang them every day."
"I bet SHE can hang some mean lights."
"Last night I got my lights hung. It was amazing."
"My parents caught us hanging lights"
hanging lights by mimiboggle December 28, 2009