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Hand Cluck 

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.
That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.
Hand Cluck by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Hand Cheese 

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.
"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"
Hand Cheese by onbusmis February 22, 2009

hand condoms 

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear
Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

man to hand combat 

I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!

Hand Candy 

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.
"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."
Hand Candy by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

hand cuffs 

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
hand cuffs by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008