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gigolo flex 

When a player uses his status to assert his dominance over a woman. For example, if a guy is a good looking player, and one of his women gets out line, he can flex on her and tell her to shut up; but he has to do it smooth and stern, not violent and aggressive.
Woman: Why the hell were you talking to that bitch at the bar?!?

Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...

Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...

Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
gigolo flex by ak2215 August 13, 2016
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Gigolo Hut

Franchise located in suburban malls, usually between Abercrombie and Lane Bryant. Although the product is mainstream (i.e. square-jawed suit-clad businessmen, and, for the younger set, wavy haired, think-they're-cool-as-fuck frat boys),this booty boutique can be an affordable and quick solution for the girl in a sexual or social bind who hasn't the time or money to go couture.
student 1 at women's college: I went to Gigolo hut today to get some arm candy.
student 2: Yeah? See anything I would like?
student 1: Well, there was something short, trippy, and wearing a bowtie on the sale shelf that made me think of you.
Gigolo Hut by hotsynesthesia February 3, 2005

gigolo shower 

Spraying your self with cologne or perfume instead of taking an actual bath or shower.

Same as a whore bath
I guess I'll just take a gigolo shower then.
gigolo shower by kikiyessed October 28, 2010

Gigolo Kit 

A Bum Bag.. Usually of the Adidas Brandname description, thats sole purpose is carry items to be used during sexual intercourse e.g Condoms, Vibrating Rings, Lubricant etc
Person 1:"Hurry up man we gotta go!"
Person 2:"Bro I cant leave without my Gigolo Kit, its the closest thing to my heart!"
Gigolo Kit by Mohammed Baconballs October 21, 2006

gigolo retard 

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way
damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down

Gigolo Pattern Baldness 

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

Gigolo wank 

The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
Gigolo wank by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013