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Garrens BallBarrens 

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).
"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

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Garrett's are the kind that will either rub you the wrong way at first, then win you over quickly, if he cares to. Or, you will click with him right away. You'll be confused when he's an asshole, and then on the same subject make you feel amazing, usually within' the same sentence. He's the kind to push you, because he believes in you. He'll smile that wicked smile, and your knees will go weak. He'll flip his hair, and send shivers down your spine. Oh, he also has a great ass. He's a cocky son of a bitch. He's a know-it-all, and knows it, gloats it. He'll make you want to learn, to better your self, to conquer the world. Thoughts of him, will push you to go further. Careful though, take care, you'll be head-over-heels in love before you realize, and because of this, you accept only being his friend. Taking the opportunity to form a great relationship. And absorbing all you can from him. He will be one of the greatest people you fall in love with, but an ever greater friend.
Stop being such a Garrett.
Garrett by PinkStars September 27, 2014
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