fuckening 

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

fuckening by Watcher of Your Highness May 9, 2011

fuckeries 

1)A waste of time
2)Behaving dumb or foolish
3)Pharse - your not being serious

1)"that was a fuckeries club man"
2) "son answered my question with some fuckeries
3) "fuckeries going that far on the bus"

fuckeries by joe aka allday September 22, 2006

Fuckarino 

An act of sexual intercourse performed in a quick and orderly fashion

Hey there Shannon, how about we drop by the men's room for a nice little fuckarino

Fuckarino by A-dotty January 12, 2013

fuckerfag 

Someone with the unusual ability to be a total fucker and a total fag, all at the same time.

Phil: "Gary is a complete fuckerfag!"
Jeff: "Yeah, he really is."

fuckerfag by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

flickering the pea 

The act of masturbation (female)

My gurl was so horney she face time me flickering the pea and we both came together

flickering the pea by Team US Bank DTLA June 6, 2016

tuckering 

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.

Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."

tuckering by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005

puckering out 

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology

been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?

puckering out by zhou sei September 15, 2016