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Fouching 

A moment in time, television, movies, books, life that are both hilarious yet sort of poignant too.
Man, that episode of The Office was really fouching. I had tears for all sorts of reasons!
Fouching by turtleturtle89 July 6, 2011
Bitching with feeling
When you talk about someone you know but try to understand what they're going through.
"Hey, how's it going? I saw my friend Ella the other day and she was having an argument with Jamie!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, but I understand that she must have some deep issues"
"That's so true"
"Okay well, see you later good fitching sesh babe!"
"See you later!"
Fitching by phlopchlop September 23, 2012

fetching the bear 

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

fetching a cramp 

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!
fetching a cramp by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Fetching 

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing
Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that
Fetching by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020
The act of itching your balls with your feet.
When you laying in bed and your are bored, so you go ahead and start fitching
Fitching by The Auto Cocks May 23, 2022