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mind fondeling 

they went all the way to mind fondeling!!
mind fondeling by ChristineBean January 13, 2009

Fostering 

A slightly less extreme version of the commonly found player or also known as a man whore Fostering involves marrying people on facebook in quick succession. Fosterers often talk to many girls via Facebook messages and present a vunerable/emotional side to which appeals to people such as jailbait. Fostering is often a result of people who wish to appear popular and a desperate cry for affection.
Ethan: Wow Matt has gone through 3 Facebook marriages in 2 weeks. He's really fostering lately isn't he.
Sam: Yeah I know, he's getting alot worse.
Ethan: Ah well, better let him get it out of his system.
Fostering by Sue P January 3, 2012

fondering 

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.
I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.
fondering by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

Soddering 

The correct way to spell the word "soldering." Old Webster didn't know what he was talking about this time.

"I am going to take a soddering iron to Kelli's ribcage, because she insists on using "soldering" which is incorrect.

Flondering 

1) Pineapple.

2) The act of flonder.

3) To be what is not and do what isn't. In the context of civil engineering, it is the act of perversing society with an act of irritable capacit; a vile act. Pineapple.

4) To frolic amongst
Adan was flondering around when he got caught skipping class.
Flondering by Enzeru Akki December 2, 2011

Mandy Fotheringham 

A hot scottish girl with a sexy body. Loves to laugh and smile a lot. Likes bad boys and good boys. Considerate, Generous, kind and will always listen and give advice. Very artistic and model like. Just the perfect girl to be with.
This girl is HOT enough to be a Mandy Fotheringham
Mandy Fotheringham by cupcakebaby February 3, 2010