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Lowell Flosser 

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.
Lowell Flosser by Mike Sig December 10, 2006
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To be fossed is to be ruthlessly but fairly corrected or educated on some point of trivial knowledge.
Mette: Did we just get fossed?
Foss: No. Getting fossed requires you to be ruthlessly but... etc. etc.
fossed by TheFossFuzz May 12, 2014

pub flosser 

a deep throat event. When a chick sucks your cock so deep her teeth get caught in your pubic hair
holy shit man! Last night Samantha let me deep throat her, shes a real pub flosser
pub flosser by plopps July 1, 2009

thong flosser 

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.
-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.
Someone who partakes in oral sex.
Ask that dave out he's a right "flosser" Sonny replies to her sexualy frustrated friend.
flosser by Prespincer March 30, 2008

Pube Flosser 

When a bitch from New Orleans whose gots an afro in her jeans gets eatin out by a black man with a white cock named Ray Ray and when Ray Ray is finished he smiles and he has dat bitches pubes all up in his teef.
Yo Ray Ray...You eat dat bitch out?
(Ray Ray Smiles)
Damn son you gots a grip of pubes all up in yo grill...DAMN!

dental flosser 

a guy who doesn't shave down there
a sucked his d, and omg, he was a dental flosser.
dental flosser by crashhhhhh April 16, 2011