[flem guzzler] 

A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all

Mallory is such a flem guzzler

[flem guzzler] by Nickelass October 20, 2008

Flem-J 

Getting lectured to death on the difference between strict and negligence liability.

The other day, Tommy totally gave me a Flem-J when he talked about Rylands"

Flem-J by J. Calabresi December 16, 2008

flem cake 

A person who is very sick or ill.

You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!

flem cake by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009

Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her

Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over

Flem Finish by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016

Flem face 

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks

Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit

Flem face by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020

flem diesel 

The hottest guy you've ever met. He can dunk and he is just so hot.

Flem Diesel is just sooooo cute

flem diesel by flemdiesel12 March 11, 2025

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

Cranberry Flem by depressedannie September 9, 2016