A functioning drug addict. Someone who values a 48 hour straight, drug induced dance party over a clean criminal record. This person usually has a good job and and has never been busted for drugs, but doesn't understand that his weekend drug use is a felony because everyone he surrounds himself with is also indulging in an all weekend bender.

I just got to the party and the casual felons are still dancing in their clothes from two nights ago, high on coke and ecstasy.

Casual Felon by The Sexuation July 28, 2011

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Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

Condickted Felon by MizzV March 14, 2015

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facebook felon

- a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.

- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")

- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.

- someone that clicks "like" on every post.

- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"

- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook

- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.

** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.

"I was going to post that picture, but i knew Betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she's a total facebook felon."

"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."

jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"

john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."

"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."

"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."

facebook felon by JFurbandictionary February 23, 2011

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