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Farmington Hills 

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
Farmington Hills by CraZY biTcH! December 10, 2008
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Farmington Hills 

A Person who farms for twitch clips, which can make them viral.
“Oh yea he’s Farmington hills”.
Farmington Hills by Jish69 February 12, 2024

North Farmington High School 

A cruel psychological experiment used on innocent children to study emotional patterns, attempting to figure out how fast everyone begins to hate each other and become physically violent.
Fred: “Yo did you see that fight at between those two girls yesterday at B Lunch?”

Matt: “I’m not shocked. It’s North Farmington High School. The experiment must have fucked their minds up.”

North Farmington High School 

An awesome school unless you're junior, then you'll be tortured non stop.
I'm from North Farmington High School

North Farmington High School 

A school full of lower-middle class kids that do drugs and pretend they are from Detroit.
Conversation With a North Farmington High School Student.

NFHS Student: Yo dawg what crackin?
Person: Uhh Don't you live in oakland county?
NFHS Student: Yea holmes but ima live in the D when im olda.
Person: STFU

West Farmington 

a.) a small village in the middle of nowhere if you blink you pass it
b.) a small town with only two roads going in and out of it
c.) a small place where all you see in either direction is farms
1: did you see that little town we just past?
2: what town I didn't see anything but farms
1: you must have blinked then we just past West Farmington

faringdon 

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.
Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers
faringdon by Rob July 7, 2004