Fadednese 

Language you talk when your either Drunk or high

Yesterday I was gone and talking/texting in Fadednese😂

Fadednese by queen_ht2 January 5, 2020

alan walker - faded 

The most overrated and overused song on the earth. It is a predecessor of Darude - Sandstorm or 009 sound system, but unlike them, it is not only used much in youtube videos, it can also be heard everywhere, such as radios , TVs, in the mall etc. The song is the remake of Fade which was released on NCS in 2014. While the structure and melody are almost identical, "Faded" is noticeably different for its piano intro; with vocals by Iselin Solheim. As it became a hit in 2015, Alan walker immediately got millions of new fans, sadly, most of them don't know a shit about his other music like Fade, Force and Spectre, also they cannot even realise the difference between Fade and Faded, but ignores it anyway.

"To be honest, I've never liked Fade. I've always found it pretty bland and boring, and the mix of it was pretty shit. The vocal version is listenable now that they cleared up the mix and master, and the acoustic parts are decent, but it's still boring to me."

"alan walker - faded is pure cancer song."

"Hate it a lot, one of the worst songs ever, if not the worst"

Random person: "What is the name of the song playing in the background of this video?"
Captain :"It's alan walker fade"
Dumbass :"No its faded, I heard this song"
Captain :"Bitch. It's FADE"

alan walker - faded by CWProkiller February 4, 2017

Faded Dip

When you’re highly intoxicated at a social event and you leave and go home without telling anybody

Chad: Yo bro what happened to Chris last night at the postgame, he disappeared

Thad: I think he hit a faded dip

Faded Dip by agderrico July 20, 2019

faded than a hoe 

being "faded than a hoe" is what happens after you smackington the penjamin somewhere out in yodieland.

FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
end scene

faded than a hoe by FemboyTonk November 17, 2022

Cross-faded 

Stoned and drunk at the same time.

Marijuana + Alcohol.

Pete was so cross-faded last night he fell asleep on top of his girlfriend during sex.

Cross-faded by Clouds07 September 1, 2013

Shided and farded and camed 

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

Shided and farded and camed by FARD TIME June 17, 2018

G faded 

More than just faded

“We getting g faded at the club tonight”

“That dude cant even walk straight, he must be g faded”

G faded by TopGshit June 11, 2023