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Kevin Durant 

Wirery, soft, nappy head ass snake that plays for the Golden State Warriors. Tends to backstab team after blowing a 3-1 lead in the western conference finals by joining the team he lost to.
Kevin Durant by Petunia2001 August 24, 2017

Kevin Durant 

One of the few people to be a basketball player then become snake
Kevin durant = 🐍 🐍 🐍
Kevin Durant by Hunted2322 August 23, 2017

Kevin Durant 

Kevin durant is a bitch ass cupcake who bailed on his team just to get a ring
Kevin durant is offered a max contract from okc and a regular contract from golden state
who does he pick Golden state
Kevin Durant by Cleveland fan February 13, 2017

Kevin Durant Triple Cannon 

Fucking A girl analy in a kevin durant jersey while watching higlights of kevin durant plays and nutting during the top 3
I was watching sportscenter last night with my girlfriend one thing led to another and i ended up givin her the best Kevin Durant Triple Cannon Ever

Kevin Durant 

A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.
Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in those bushes?!?

Kevin Durant 

1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.

2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.
Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"

Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."
Kevin Durant by Joyner82 March 25, 2010