dividaddy 

A sugar daddy whose primary source of income is derived from stocks (shares of a company). The portion of the profits from company are issued to the dividaddy are known as the dividends. Dividend income are then transferred from the sugar baby to the sugar daughter, thus naming the middleman: dividaddy.

My dividaddy’s primary source of income is from dividend paying companies

dividaddy by Carpenalldemdiems November 13, 2020

Brexit Dividend 

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

Brexit Dividend by Simenski June 18, 2018

Divident 

A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.

Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

Divident by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009

Davided 

When a girl asks you to a dance or anything in front of class and all you can say is yes or you'll look like a dick

"Fuck! I got Davided by Michelle in math earlier today."

Davided by Shu Willis May 4, 2016

divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it

im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go

divide by 2 add 7 by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006

divide by zero

A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.

(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?

divide by zero by /b/tard Jimmer October 9, 2007

Reinvesting The Dividends 

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

Reinvesting The Dividends by Effmanny June 5, 2010