crust daddies 

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.

Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!

crust daddies by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

diddler on the floof by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Ya daddio

Commonly a word with no definition, and can practically be used in any tense. It can be used to express anger, happiness, or even frustration. The origin of the word is unknown, but the word is quite fascinating. You can use this word at a person or teacher to express anger or just to annoy them and they won't know what it means. If anyone comes up to you and says "Say it" it indicates that you are meant to say "Ya daddio."

Teacher - "You guys have a rough draft due tomorrow for the essay, better get started!"
Student - "Wow, ya daddio!"

Noah - "How was the test? Did you think it was hard."
Henry "Dude it was hecka daddio, thats all I have to say."

Billy - "Fuck you Casey, go home and die!"
Casey -"Ya daddio."

Brett - "Say it!"
Henry - "Ya daddio."

Ya daddio by Yadaddio December 9, 2013

haddi daddi

Mr. haddix is an alpha male, but he is extra alpha during his haddi daddi phase. During this phase, he says FRIDEEmore instead of friday and PLT DOUBLE YA.

The haddi daddi penetrated my mother last night.

haddi daddi by The Almighty Apostle March 3, 2020

kiddie diddler 

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

kiddie diddler by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

diddly squat by Anonymous June 16, 2003

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

hoe bum diddley by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009