Dancing is Forbidden 

What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"

Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?

Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

Dancing is Forbidden by SecondChild April 10, 2008

Dancing 

Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.

Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!

Dancing by Captain Capable November 10, 2012

towel dancing 

In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.

That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.

towel dancing by burghprof March 21, 2011

Dunning-Kruger effect 

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.

bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."

Dunning-Kruger effect by Infected_Banana May 13, 2016

dancing frog syndrome 

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.

"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"

dancing frog syndrome by Wadatah October 10, 2005

chair dancing 

When Senior citizens dance without standing or getting out of their chairs.

People with physical limitations get down by chair dancing at parties and having fun with everyone else.

chair dancing by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

dad dancing 

a groooovy, down-with-the-kids dance, often performed by the senior members of the brides family at her wedding reception.

adopted by adoloescents mocking their fathers when they have gone to the buffet.

the foundations of the dance lie in the bent knees and elbows, accompanied by the elbowing of invisible children (or dwarves) on alternate sides and stamping on the invisible little people when they are on the floor.

all to a beat, of course.

beej: woah dad, you're really killin' them all on the dancefloor. is that the funky chicken?

dad: no, son, it's called dad dancing. its just a little something i picked up from your grandad. its a family tradition and now i think you've matured enough for me to pass on the legacy.

dad dancing by barnetman January 27, 2007