Baby raptor carrier 

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.

Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

Baby raptor carrier by Not the real Jay-Z May 20, 2016

dream carrier 

A person who is willingly living out the dream of another person who is unable to fulfil the given dream for any reason. They can either bring a dream into reality or finish what was already started. A dream carrier does NOT throw aside their own ambitions to fulfil those of others but instead uses them to increase their own personal drive to accomplish the goals that were set.

MLK Sr was an early figure in the American Civil Rights Movement. His son, MLK Jr became his dream carrier, and he finished what his father started.

dream carrier by akuwardmoments August 1, 2017

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.

Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!

Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

A Current Affair 

Morons reporting about morons.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...

A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012

antonio fernandez carriedo

A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio

Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!

antonio fernandez carriedo by Bella Vargas December 23, 2014

i got carrie all up in my ass 

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

i got carrie all up in my ass by Debnhim October 28, 2018

Curried Fart 

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.

I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)

Curried Fart by Slapstickity March 22, 2023