crafter 

One who plays World of Warcraft. So far the nerdiest, most time-consuming, and life-stealing video game ever made.

Jack: "Did you know Fred plays World of Warcraft?!?"

John: "What a f***ing crafter!"

crafter by Jedd41 January 27, 2009

crafterbating 

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

crafterbating by Pixiety October 14, 2015

Carfted 

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

Carfted by diva75 May 27, 2009

Out Crofted 

When two girls both go to a fancy dress party dressed as Lara Croft, however one wears it much better thus the other is Out Crofted.

First brought about by Imogen.

Hey did you see Katie and Emily both came as the same person tonight?

Yeah! But Katie got way Out Crofted!

Out Crofted by Imogs September 25, 2013

CrafterPika 

I mean he had a decently sized brain not as big as NoobMaster69’s but you know it’s pretty big

Person 1: You’re such a CrafterPika

Person 2: Did you just call me dumb?

CrafterPika by Pornhub is epic October 25, 2020

Craftedman 

A highly unoriginal person who only uses what others said to make their own personalitys

"Wow James is such a Craftedman."

Craftedman by aannoomm September 10, 2019

CraftedPizza 

Delicious Crafted Pizza made by an amazing chef. Its mashed together so people can just say it fast, or slow.

This is some delicious craftedpizza, who made this?

CraftedPizza by Theidiot2.0 November 28, 2024