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canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?
canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?
Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant
Crumb of Coochie by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019
Ma'am may i please have some spare coochie
coochie by Coochie master 69 September 25, 2018

Gorilla Grip Coochie 

Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.
"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."

Coochie lips 

Labias of a woman's vagina.
Officer , I wasn't trying to hide drugs in my crotch. I was fixing my coochie lips!
Coochie lips by talk2me-JCH2 February 3, 2021

Coochie Man

A single being who is on a higher plane of existence than the universe its self known for every good thing and bad thing ever because hes just built different
Bartholomew the great:"Bro I cant believe were still stuck in jail"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"
Coochie Man by Bartholomew the great September 12, 2020