Maintain Coolness 

(main~tane kewl-ness)
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.

Eventhough that lying bitch cheated on Boxhead, he maintained coolness and obtained his first booty call one week after he shunned that slut. He later obtained his Grey belt at a second-degree level two weeks following. He definitely can Maintain Coolness.

Maintain Coolness by Boxhead January 19, 2006

half pancake of coolness 

how cool ellie is, original half pancake of coolness

Ellie: I'm a half pancake of coolness but Vanilla Ice has more eggs than me.

half pancake of coolness by Annie Rees July 31, 2006

gang of coolness 

A group of peeps in E-town, alberta which are "gangsta's"
they all have gangsta names like
sarizzle(sarah), p-diddy(paulina aka inka), j-bott(julia), gee gee unit(georgia), ebo(erin), a-split(alyssa), m-straight(mary), c-dog(courtney,and j-slut(joyce). These people may think that there gangsters, but there not even close =)

person one-aw that sarizzle is one biotch!

person two-oh dont even go there girl! shes in the Gang of Coolness!!!!!

gang of coolness by guess? March 15, 2005

The Coolness 

None other than the absolute cool.

An (at the time) original, descriptive term. During the years of Ultima Online's prime, an MMORPG developed by OSI (Origin Systems Inc - though later taken over by EA), there was a player by the name of "the Sickness".

This character caused great distress to many people, so in response, the great Boba Fett/Magneto/Seifer/GM Cool Guy along with Spymaster, Ad Avis, Ice Trey and Mad Monk decided it was about time to fix his little red wagon.

Thus, The Coolness was made in a satiric attempt to poke fun at "The Sickness" and his brother "The Illness".

This was, of course, before "coolness" was even a viable word for internet or real life usage. Years down the road I hear it all of the time. It caught on very quick. While I don't think I can claim origination of the word, I can definitely say I spread it to a large portion of people on Lake Superior. Especially that wonderful, Y-Wing shaped town of Moonglow. :-)

The Coolness by Josh "Magneto/LakeSuperior/98-00" Williams September 1, 2006

beans of coolness 

See cool beans

Gumba's workout equipment are the beans of coolness fo' shizzle!

beans of coolness by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006

uber-coolness 

Way beyond cool, you'll never get cooler then UBER-COOLNESS

stebie and jenna are uber-cool,
the Glendale Wags night out was uber-coolness

uber-coolness by -Steviee March 25, 2008

the coolness of the thing 

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

the coolness of the thing by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020