Conspiracy Theory 

The new SPOILER ALERT. After the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic where the majority of the theories deemed to be conspiracy actually happened or were proven to be true, the word got its new meaning since those theories being called "conspiracy theory" will probably happen a couple of months later.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): We will have vaccine passports

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus

Conspiracy Theory by J B10 January 10, 2022

Conspiracy Realist

A person who understands that the "Conspiracy Theory" is no longer a theory and now has an abundance of truth and/or facts which point to the real reality

"That Conspiracy Realist is open minded and willing to pull back the curtain to see what is really going on."

"Take the Red Pill and become a Conspiracy Realist."

"Eventually the truth is brought to light, and history tells the real story, vindicating the Conspiracy Theorists."

Conspiracy Realist by Conspiracy Realist July 12, 2020

Conspiracy Theory 

1. A bizarre, often improbable "theory" about something; it can be anything.
2. A pejorative term used to dismiss people who see through the federal government's bullshit.

An example of a conspiracy theory is the belief that Paul McCartney died in a car accident at the height of the Beatles' fame and was replaced with a "lookalike" who has lived a double-life ever since. It's bizarre because no one has definitive evidence aside from a lot of cryptic lyrics in the Beatles' 1967-1970 songs, and improbable because birth records show that Paul McCartney is very much alive as of December 2022, there is no evidence of him having a twin brother (he DOES have a brother, named Peter, but he is 1.5 years younger), and if he was actually replaced by a lookalike, it probably wouldn't take nearly 60 years to find out. Not to mention, the "real" Paul would have been declared dead in absentia if this was correct, but no such ruling has been given.

Nowadays, as mentioned above, the term is often used to dismiss people who don't believe a word the government says.

Conspiracy Theory by Ubeenbamboozledson December 3, 2022

Conspiracy Nut 

n.

1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.

2) Kathaksung

If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.

Conspiracy Nut by The Cabal July 20, 2007

Conspiracy President 

Another term slapped on 45 because of his penchant to believe that solid facts are conspiracies and that right wing fiction is fact.

This sad, seriously paranoid and isolated poseur con artist will go down in history as the Conspiracy President since his belief that he is being victimized by conspiracies has always been the main subject of his rallies and tweets.

Conspiracy President by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Conspiracy-head 

A term for conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theory addict

Plural: Conspiracy-heads

Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers

Conspiracy-head: Klaus Schwab is the Anti-christ!

Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia

Conspiracy-head by Porg009 May 20, 2022

Conspiracy Theorists 

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.

Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*

Conspiracy Theorists by whitecismale (very privileged) October 6, 2016