confetti party

confetti party is when a guy blows his load and shoots it all over the place.

the walls looked like a jackson pollock after the confetti party.

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confetti cum on birthday

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

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When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.

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to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.

OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

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When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

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To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.

“Hey dude, think I could fight that bear?”

“You kidding? You’ll get confetti’d.”

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