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comedinerexia 

A term that is used to diagnose the addiction to the popular television show "Come Dine With Me.
There's katherine, apparently she has comedinerexia!

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.
Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

Ab Comedy 

Used by Danny Gonzalez, meaning a genre of Instagram comedy where the creator tries to fit taking off their shirt in a part of their video.
Two friends are at Starbucks chatting.

Sam: Hey, do you know who Brent Rivera is?
Danny: I think so. Isn't he someone on Instagram?
Sam: Yeah. He has some SERIOUS Ab Comedy.
Danny: Oh.
Random Girl: OMFG HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!
Danny: O...K...
Ab Comedy by DaPwettyPwincess September 2, 2018

Comedy Homicide 

When you have an actually funny meme, but is destroyed by laughing Emojis or "This made me die of laughter," and finally a stupid meme format after the funny meme.
You are being charged with 2 accounts of comedy Homicide
The word for a hangover from drugs. Usually associated with the day after taking chemicals. Generally feelings of depression, tiredness and irritability.
"Man, I regret munching those pills, this comedown is fucking awful"
comedown by whowrotethis? August 30, 2006

instagram comedians 

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.
Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL