cranked one 

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

cranked one by nobody else here April 22, 2017

clunked 

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

clunked by sleepless221 February 4, 2010

Cranked A Steamer 

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

Cranked A Steamer by Deny September 16, 2006

Clunked 

The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.

What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!

Clunked by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

chanked 

Broken, smashed, damaged, no longer working (properly).

My computer crashed last night and when I went to reboot, the whole thing was chanked.

chanked by deecee September 12, 2005

Clinked 

comes from click and link put together. When someone gets angry or pissed off and goes out of control.

I clinked it at my mate cause he beat me in a basketball game

Clinked by [Lil_J] October 2, 2010

cankedort 

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

cankedort by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017