cackling hens 

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

cackling hens by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013

checking the breeze of the storm

A one-man effort to create a meme

- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"

- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"

checking the breeze of the storm by Jay Zadda September 24, 2009

checking the digits 

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.

Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."

checking the digits by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

Chucking the prawn in 

An unsolicited dick picture.

1. "So I was just chatting to this guy online and he chucked the prawn in."

2. "Avoid that dating site, it's full of guys chucking the prawn in"

Chucking the prawn in by The Cats Whiskers August 16, 2018

checking the baggage 

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

checking the baggage by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

Fat chicking it 

1.To stay home on a friday night and eat a gallon of ice
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies.

Guy: "Dude, John is really depressed."
Guy 2: "He seems fine."
guy: "Not at all man. I heard he's been fat chicking it for 3 weeks straight."
Guy 2: "Holy shit."

Fat chicking it by Corbin Omega November 23, 2007

Checking your frequency 

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

Checking your frequency by H2Toxic September 1, 2017