Christian Aitkens 

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy

Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

Christian Aitkens by Justlivewitheachother! May 1, 2023

facebook christian 

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.

Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."

facebook christian by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010

Christian Horse Girl Music 

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.

"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."

Christian Horse Girl Music by LeChonk/Lesserafim_ February 14, 2023

Christian Crank 

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

Christian Crank by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

CHRISTABEL 

A Sophisticated Lady, real definition of "Woman of Substance ". Determined in all angles, Best partner! Free-spirited, Gracious, Wise woman; she makes the best decisions. Nevertheless can be very stubborn, she's not used to being nothing less than a leader, she hardly hides her feelings and opinions. You need a Christabel in your life!!

Oh how gracious she is.... she's definitely Christabel!

CHRISTABEL by Dr. Owusu Yeboah April 19, 2018

christian server 

a place where you may not swear

Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!

christian server by MQGaming August 21, 2017

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Tom Christianitis by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011