Choking off 

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals

Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!

Choking off by notdale March 1, 2019

Choking the chicken 

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.

Choking the chicken by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018

Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .

"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!

Choking Chewbacca by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010

Chewing ear 

someone just chewing ear pure like just chomping on it, all there doing is talking and you dont care.

mohammed says 'get outside i need to speak to you'
faye says 'nah man your chewing ear'

Chewing ear by decent123456789 March 18, 2011

choking the corn

The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.

BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?

JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.

choking the corn by uhRedux April 19, 2017

Rag Chewing 

A term, normally used among ham radio operators, to indicate a period of conversation over 30 minutes. Also can be used in reference to a telephone conversation, or any contact between two people over a half an hour.

"Me and Eric rag chewed for a few hours last night about his time in the Army"

Rag Chewing by Matt December 5, 2003

Choping 

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

Choping by Satandog June 17, 2018