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Chronically Online

Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.
Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online

redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant

1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants
That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.

canonical 

(1) In agreement with the religious law.
(2) In mathematics, the obvious or natural choice.
(1) Canonical Investiture is the act by which a suzerain granted a fief to his vassal.
(2) Let f be the canonical map between X and Y....
canonical by Steve M June 4, 2004

calorically challenged 

a semi offensive synonym for a short and fat person
if someone terms you calorically challenged , look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't like what you see, go to the gym.

Chronically Online

Chronically Online is inherently a Chronically Online term.
SWJs, and PC Culture is Chronically Online

Chronically Online

A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.
Person 1: “Look at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: “That guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”