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hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
hairy callous by 'dork October 10, 2006

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.
You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.
Ninja Callous by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Cock callous 

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling
Babs sure must have cock callouses
Cock callous by Mattchew December 8, 2017

Camel callous 

When mom jeans/shorts have rubbed camel toe repeatedly and callous form on the beef curtains.
Gina had nasty camel callous from the high waist pants so I wasn’t gettin any tonight.
Camel callous by 1beerlord September 15, 2018

Sexual callous 

An enlarged mid section also known as lower abdominals that are engorged due to repeated sexual encounters that lead to a false sense of comfort with a porky pig belly.
I’ve been married for 7 years so I am comfortable with my sexual callous.
Sexual callous by Cinnaright February 3, 2022

Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010