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Calico jack 

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
Calico jack by Bob Saget February 14, 2017

Calico girl 

A calico girl has hair on her head of one color, hair on her arms and legs another color and pubes and armpit hair of another color.
A calico girl with natural brown hair on her head, arm and leg hairs are blonde and pubic and armpit hairs are black.

calico cat 

A way to express your love and adoration toward your soulmate.
It's a neologism introduced by Park Jimin in BTS comeback trailer Serendipity.
btw, go stream it.
"You are my calico cat"
"Aww I love you too"
calico cat by yenicall September 5, 2017

calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.

Calico Bass 

An fish that is always too short to take home.
If you’re lucky enough to get a Calico Bass 14 inches it’ll be a pretty tasty meal.
Calico Bass by blabpth July 29, 2018

calico beef

the same like beef socks/ beef sock but in another way to say it B)
pings beefsocks on discord cutely PENIS
i hate you

calico beef momentum
calico beef by MaybeSarge April 7, 2021