Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

Daddy's Brain by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018

Bæ’s Brain 

Brooklyn is an example name FYI(hmm)

This is performed when ur bae(gf most commonly) is giving an action known as “brain” ( which is a sexual gesture )

Guy1: Yo Brooklyn gave me Bæ’s Brain
Guy2: dayummmm
Guy1: It was good ;)

Bæ’s Brain by Mateo22106 November 28, 2018

Bush’s Brain 

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.

Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.

Bush’s Brain by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

sergey's brain cells 

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

sergey's brain cells by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

Drifter’s Brain 

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.

Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.

Drifter’s Brain by Rosemoth March 14, 2021

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

Alan’s brain by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021

Alien’s Brain 

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

Alien’s Brain by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023