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When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.
"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"
Bonedog by horny seeker February 21, 2021
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Ken Boned 

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.
You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.
Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

attack of the brones 

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."
Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.
attack of the brones by chaz frantz December 28, 2007

Mount n' Boned 

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.

2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!

Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!

Ex 2)

Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.

Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
bronely by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006
Short way to say bro and them, as in all your bros
Commonly used by trap artists in Chicago
Lil Durk: I see bronem goin through relationship problems I'm glad I ain't wit it
clout thot bae gang squad opp
bronem by ripsklilsnupe January 21, 2015