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bouncing the bearded clam 

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

Bouncing Wedgie

A bouncing wedgie is when someone eather lifts in the air then begins to bounce you so every bounce feels like you just fell into a hanging wedgie or when someone grabs your underwear and repeatedly jumps repeatedly ramming the underwear up the crack.
Yesterday I was at my friend's house when he came up behind me and grabbed my tighty whiteys then lifted me off the ground proceeding to bounce me causing my underwear to repeatedly ram my underwear up my crack! He didn't stop until they ripped. That was a horrible bouncing wedgie.
Bouncing Wedgie by Butt wrecker September 27, 2018

jon-bonding

1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs

2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.
I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'
jon-bonding by therathasspoken April 30, 2009

bouncing souls 

the greatest fucking punk band in the entire world since '87. greg(vocals), the pete(guitar), bryan a.k.a. papillion(bass), and mike(drums). started chunksaah records.
"bouncing souls, noone can beat us, we drink beer and wear addidas!"

Blue Bouncing 

Blue Bouncing, When a Guy or Girl Flirts with Girls or Guys like they are playing Ping Pong.
1, hey james, Did you see Kelly "Blue Bouncing" last night?

2, Jay why where you "Blue Bouncing" on your gf last night?!
Blue Bouncing by Regan Tempo August 27, 2014

Ball Bouncing 

The sexual or nonsexual act of hopping up and down tescticle first on another's testicles.
John-"Where's Jimmy and Mackie."
Jeremy-"Ball bouncing at the masterbasium... where else."
Ball Bouncing by Duke Silver September 1, 2017