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Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.
Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.
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drunk,bonack

The state of mind of Bonack after drinking a fifth of Evan Williams and 4 or 5 Klonopin.
Last night I pulled a drunk,bonack.....I overslept for work today.
drunk,bonack by crippus1 March 14, 2009
(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.
The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.
bonaphone by heptune June 15, 2006
The little brown hard bit at the bottom of a banana.
don't eat the bonanus, rick.
Bonanus by Bunnyavenger March 10, 2004

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.
I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza
a state of well-being, state of plenty - derived after a famous country/western serial in which everything ended joyfully, and the mood was all-happy
oh, you should have come, it was a beach bunny bonanza, bikinis every where you looked. oh boy!
bonanza by U8IK January 15, 2007