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Hooky-Bobbing 

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"
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Boingloings 

A pseudonym for testicles, as first coined by Adventure Time character Ice King.
"Look fellas, over there! Someone got hit in the boingloings. The boingloings. Hit in the boingloings."
Boingloings by UberNinjaNerd October 28, 2013

bofinger 

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.
Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.
bofinger by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

Sha boing boing 

A phrase you say When someone is doing a lot of dick riding
Check him out y’all he dick riding. Look he got the dick all in his mouth. Sha boing boing, get the dick out your mouth dummy
Sha boing boing by JiggyFlvcko December 14, 2021
The act of receiving head and suddenly pulling out and ejaculating into your partners nasal cavity.
Fuck man I boping'd that girl so bad last night.
boping by sam samsonton April 16, 2008

dive bombing 

To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.
After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.

savage boning  

Sex without a condom. Bare boning.
Yah, last night I was lurking hella cutty and ended up savage boning this real slutty broad...