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jizz blizz 

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.
"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"
jizz blizz by Chip April 15, 2005
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jizz blizz 

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.
She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!
jizz blizz by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011
A blizz is when you think of extremely creative jokes about someone's appearance or speech pattern.
oh shit bro im about to pull a blizz
a blizz by daddys little step stool September 3, 2021

State of Blizz 

A specific level of concentration, slightly higher than average.
Damn bro I'm in a state of Blizz right now.
State of Blizz by Mati7891 April 21, 2021

Dick Blizzard 

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Blizzlin 

1. to go in at an abnormal rate while smoking marijuana, a state of mind

synonoms: crunk, wavy, party, floss, wild, twisted, zooted
example
q: whats good tonight
a: we out here at the Catman's blizzlin
Blizzlin by Bliz MONEY November 16, 2013