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Bleu Ruin 

Noun. Once commonly used to refer to a band based from Calexico, California. Consisting of a mediocre singer, two Jewish guitarists, and a drummer (the normal one). The word was lost for several years when it inexplicably rose again on the shirts. Since it was believed that the actual meaning of the word was lost, it was used to explain the state of being where one is completely embarrassed, but oblivious to the fact.
So me and her were at Elizabeth's party right? Well, me and her got bored, so we decided to go back to my place...and well she ended up giving me head completely naked on my drive way. I ended up cumming in her mouth, but that's not the great part, we went back to the party and we saw that one guy who likes her. So she walked up to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. And I thought to myself "Mocos! He got bleu ruined!"
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Bleu cheese 

When someone smells, repulses your eye holes, tastes like mildew, feels soft but crumbly and sounds like pure bull crap
"That guy carrying a bag full of red meat told someone over the phone he was gonna put it in people's mailboxes. What a Bleu cheese"
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Bléu Fetti 

Bléu Fetti is another slang term used for $100 Bills as the $100 Bills tend to have stripes on them.
Dan: yo how you get that whip?

Angel: keep stacking that Bléu Fetti
Bléu Fetti by Bléu Fetti February 21, 2023
Bleu time refers to the period of twilight, specifically the time shortly after sunset or before sunrise when the sky takes on a deep blue hue.
The photographer eagerly set up his camera by the lake, waiting for the enchanting bleu time to capture the perfect shot of the serene landscape.

sacré bleu 

A stereotypical french curse that is actually never used by real french people. Same as the mustache and the beret - something only non-french people think is typical of the French.
Non-French Guy trying to be French: Sacré bleu! I hev left my béret and stripy chemise in zee Café.
Real French Guy: *rolls eyes*
sacré bleu by ZipperGirl September 4, 2006

Penis Cordon Bleu

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.
Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.
Penis Cordon Bleu by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007

Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.